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Mr. Pliggard, the pig-dinosaur

EVAN WELLNER

My pet is a crazy pig dinosaur,

His name is Mr. Pliggard,

He lives in a swamp hut and he is joyful,

He loves to swim in the clean lake,

He is really messy and sloppy,

But clever and smart, too!

He loves to play a rough game of tag,

He does not like his basement or attic,

He rides his electric bike everywhere,

His job is a kindergarten teacher,

At a school for smart, peculiar animals,

He loves to party and jumps around like crazy,

His favorite song is “Ding, Ding, Bing, Bing!

He is a weird and fun Pig-Dionosaur!

Starting at $3.50/week.

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