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Go ahead and try...

February 8, 2013 - Brian Collins
Try to read this blog without a dictionary. I dare you.

In keeping with the slightly mulligrubs atmosphere that winter provides, a jentacular conversation brought about an inaniloquent conversation this morning.

As I grabbed a gowpen of candy from the tray on the front counter, I realized my polyphloisboian behavior was disturbing the poor ladies as they tried to do their work. Now, being constantly subject to agerasia, my continued cleptobiosis probably did nothing, if not further that perception.

I must make note that hamartithia is definitely a description that I cannot escape, especially as I sat at my desk, in a farctate induced coma.

Seriously. I mean, there's gambrinous, then there's farctate.

With the gongoozlers laughing at my misfortune, I had a moment of lalochezia until lethlogica struck me and I couldn't recall what the word was to describe someone who is overly nosy.

Then, genius struck and I was able to sling the word quidnunc at a passerby who stopped to ask why I was slumped over my desk.

So as my ventripotent, wanweird xenobombulated, I regressed into a slubberdegullion with saprostomous.

Next time, I'll have to avoid mixing Skittles, garlic, and M&M's I guess.

 
 

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