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Trickle - Stupid Cat

February 4, 2010 - Brian Ferry


I'm not a guy who hates dogs because he likes cats. I figure there's enough room for both. Dogs are great. Cats, too. Dogs are generally more work, so I have cats. Two of them. They're both very friendly (not so much with each other). One is substantially dumber than the other. I blame her for most of the problems in the house that seem to be cat generated. However, the other cat has his moments. Recently, I was awakened to the task of cleaning up after the male cat. He's usually not incredibly stupid, but in this particular case, he chose poorly. Instead of vomiting on the tile, or even depositing it in a nice, carpeted location, he RAN up the stairs while he was actively vomiting. Nasty. I had to clean cat puke off of six steps. Lovely. Better yet, he was going fast enough that the vomit struck and stuck to the front faces of the steps. Delightful. I'll give him credit for effort, maybe even athleticism in the face of adversity, but not for making the life of he-who-provides-the-food any easier. Maybe I should threaten to replace him with a German shepherd.


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